eBay Headaches

Mercari suspended my account for “making too many successfully completed transactions” and is holding $1800 of my money I can’t withdraw. eBay cannot verify my bank account. So I can’t sell anywhere currently.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

They’re mad you’re too successful?

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I was exempt from the eBay folding stuff into managed payments for a bit but am now registered. They are starting to fold everyone in. I hope managed payments isn’t a pain…

It isn’t. The only thing I get annoyed with is having your money held up over the weekends. But that’s no different than your bank. Things process M-F and that’s that.

Stupidest god damn thing I have ever heard.

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But it has been stuck like this for a while.

Mercari hasn’t responded to any of my numerous phone calls, emails, or help tickets registered.

And when they say temporarily limited they mean

I really wished there was a reddit board for funny ebay postings.

Even the feedback can be hilarious. I saw one last week where a guy had like 13,000 positives and only one negative. A guy bought a comic and was expecting a toy. He left a negative that read, “ordered toy, he sent me only a picture!”…the response was, “this moron bidded on a comic and thought he was getting a action figure!” omg. About fell out of chair.

Anthony I’ve got to say that’s a big flex no wonder you share TFAW variants with us :rofl:

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Lol. I love your memes

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Also I share because I am limited to ordering one per cover. So sharing is caring.

Lol. That’s like my wife. She made a big payment on her Target card and they locked her account cuz she made a big payment lol. Now that was the stupidest thing I have heard.

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They don’t want you to make big payments, it cuts into the amount of interest they get to collect… make small payments, minimum… Target needs your all your puchases to cost even more over time with interest… :stuck_out_tongue:

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This is completely insane

I deal with lenders all the time and they get really pissed when they get paid off well in advance of when they planned. They are more interested in preserving their quarterly interest yield rate than getting the money they’ve laid out back quickly. Most of them go so far as to charge all of that yield up front PLUS a penalty for paying it off too soon.

“How dare you pay me $14 Million on that shopping mall mortgage! Now I have to tell our investors our yield rate when down .0015 of a percentage point! You @ssholes!”

What if I’m selling the 2034 hit comic “Ultra-Rare, a Cross-Over Spin-Off” by Donny Cates exclusive Primo Comixxx store variant?

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Gives new meaning to the title “Extreme Load Error”…

Yup. We try to pay off as soon as possible for that reason alone. It has been a struggle but we are almost debt free. $4K left :grin:

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I have been paying off debt en masse during the pandemic. My Jeep and house aside we are down to $5k which will be paid off next month.

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