Donny Cates going bonkers

I thought the ASM story started to pick up when the Sin Eater story started. I enjoyed reading that.

Well, imagine this: It’s your birthday and your wife just woke you up in the most glorious of ways (This is Venom 1-6). The kids, if you have them, are out spending the night with friends / family, and she has promised you that she is going to make you your most favorite meal for dinner.

You see all the ingredients in the fridge and cupboards, and you’re excited (this is Venom 9 and Absolute Carnage). You know you’re in for one hell of a treat. She even picked up cheesecake for dessert (Virus)!

You go lay down for a nap, you’ve been working long hours lately. You wake up to her cooking and it smells so good(WoV: Wratih) you practically taste it already. You walk into the kitchen and there is she in brand new lingerie, she looks incredible (King in Black 1-3) and this whets your even more. She plates up, walks the dinner over to the table and says “Dinner is served.” You sit down and take a big ol’ bite of this highly anticipated meal and



 WHAM!!! Dog turd. She fed you a dog turd for dinner. Sure, it was seasoned pretty well, and the side dishes were decent, but hero of the meal was repulsive. You just cannot believe this is how your day ends. You look back at the earlier parts of your day and ask “Why? Why spoil me just to feed me a dog turd?”

This is why you are hearing complaints about Cates’ Venom run now. Total let down.

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None of that other stuff would ever happen for me, but this, this sums up how my life can be. Lol.

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I get it. You didn’t like the ending and you don’t have to. The ride was pretty good though and the ending wasn’t what some people wanted or expected. It’s cool

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I love vanilla ice cream. My kid loves chocolate. The wife loves that awful green tea ice cream. Are we all wrong in what we prefer and like? Nope, except the wife cause green tea is awful as ice cream! :wink:

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I am not a cat.

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Yeah, to each their own I suppose
 I guess I was just expecting a lot more from the ending.

Also, I never meant my previous post to be an insult, attack, or directed towards you in any way. Not saying you thought that, but just want to be clear.

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Yea I didn’t think that lol

I like green tea ice cream.

Does that mean
?

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I’m not Poyo’s wife. I just think she has good taste in ice cream.

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:slight_smile: I just enjoy bad logic takes.

I think we need to revisit our online relationship we have now
 :wink:

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But bad taste in men

Maybe SS or an ongoing SSB?

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That’s damn true
 oh wait
 shit, that’s me
 yeah, it’s still true!

Really not sure if this is the best thread for my post but
 I just finished Thor 14 and IMO it suffers from King in Black Syndrome.

I won’t post spoilers in here but man, I wish Cates knew how be consistent with the characters he is writing.

At this point I might just purge the Cates Thor and Venom runs from my collection and keep a copy of Thor 2 & 5 aside just in case.

I am officially unenthused for his next series. My how the mighty have fallen. Is Thanos really his peak?

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Not everything you write can be earth-shattering, status-quo changing, and event-worthy. The readership won’t tolerate it.

You also can’t just amp stakes higher and high then deflate them in a single issue.

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Man I agree. The ending was phoned in so bad, it made me sick. Literally no answers for how this super strong Donald Blake was defeated so easily. He literally tore Asgard apart, went on a murder spree, and just fizzled away.

And his peak is God Country followed closely by Thanos. Everything else starts out amazing, and sputters to whatever conclusion he can throw together

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I think that’s what happens whe you rush your work to get to them next big thing.

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