If you’re Rob Liefeld you draw big muscles, pouches and no feet. It’s the rule.
If you’re Greg Land you draw weirdly plastic-looking women making O-faces for no reason. It’s the rule.
If you’re Mark Spears you are only allowed to draw monsters. That’s the new rule. Sorry, Mark!
If you’re J. Scott Campbell, all your drawings are women who look like MJ with the same face, body and pose (most of the time).
Ooh… maybe we should start a new “fun” topic…
If you’re Clayton Crain, you draw anything on acetate and see if there are anyone’s wives around
If you’re Dynamite, you make sure all issues have at least 10 or more variants!
If you’re Mark Spears you homage every known piece of horror artwork known to mankind
If you’re JR Jr, you draw Minecraft figures.
And, old school, if you’re Vince Colletta, you erase all of the above.
If you’re Artgerm, you draw women in sexy poses then put the faces of 16 year olds on their heads….
(Ha! I was just about to write about ArtGerm)
…and you only draw torso or thigh-up poses.
If you’re Frank Miller in his current condition, you need to stop. Just stop. The covers are really bad.
If you’re Francesco Mattina, you lose high-profile work and convention appearances because you got caught using AI instead of your own talent.
If you’re Adam Hughes you draw everything with zero regard in keeping Victoria’s secret “secret”.
I’m pleased I started a fun new game!
if your marvel clean staff oh wait