Jurassic Park

Easily one of the dumbest movies, worst plots I’ve seen in a long time, but it was entertaining, an escape so I suppose that is all that really matters.

Goodness it was bad aside from the fun of watching dinosaurs on the big screen.

1 Like

Its early, but you drunk already ?

1 Like

Like how bad was it? To be honest I wasn’t a huge fan of the Chris Pratt ones. Would you say better or worse than that.

1 Like

@monopolyjackson Pretty much a constant with me lol.

@Anthony far worse…just really, really bad. I mean, it’s hard to knock the plot when the entire franchise and plots are sort of silly to begin with, but this one was just really over the top bad in terms of…huh?, why?, yeah right?. So, saying things were unrealistic and just too head scratching still applies.

Without spoiling…the premise which included mutations…should have run with that and made it a bit more unique and such but it didn’t.

I love big dinosaurs, seeing loud images, dinosaurs in the water, etc…I guess that is why it worked.

But it literally seemed like the sort of movie that they got a bunch of folks together who just threw ideas in a pot and they went with all of them.

My least favorite of all the JP movies.

1 Like

im sick of the hybrid bs, id rather see a movie that takes place between jurassic park and lost world were ingen tries to salvage og park

I’ve only enjoyed the ones with Sam Neil in them. Which is primarily the first one and then the 3rd one… I don’t really count the Jurassic World one he was in…

1 Like

I’m out of the loop. There is a new movie?

1 Like

Yeah, it isn’t a reboot so much as the title declares, “Jurassic World: Rebirth.”

For those curious my rankings:

  1. Jurassic Park
  2. Jurassic World
  3. Jurassic Park: The Lost World
  4. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
  5. Jurassic World: Dominion
  6. Jurassic Park III

Although they are all watchable, except Jurassic Park III, which is HORRIBLE in my opinion.

I wanna see the new flick, it looks interesting even with reviews so mixed.

What? Lost World was terrible to me… haha…

I’ve only seen the first one. I still have PTSD from watching land of the lost as a 4 yr old…

1 Like

I’ll probably only watch the latest when it’s free to watch on something I’m already streaming and only because I still have a crush on Scarlet Johansson… But as she was my #1 crush for a bit, Jodie Comer has taken that top spot as celebrity crush. Pedro Pascal isn’t far behind though… geez, I’m not gay but if he showed interest, I’d probably be okay with that! :rofl:

Sexuality is a spectrum and Poyo goes Pan(sexual) for Pedro!

Say that three times fast…

Those Sleestak were like a living fever dreams to little kids back in the 70’s!

image

I loved it. Also loved the remake movie with Will Ferral

The one where the girl gymnastically kicks the dinosaur was total crap.

2 Likes

Watched it tonight. I didn’t think it was terrible. Popcorn flick for sure. My only gripe was the D. Rex. It looked stupid. Like half dolphin half trex. Also he seemed to change sizes. From gigantic when he took down the helicopter to smaller when he was chasing them in the dock.

1 Like

I’m sick of all the hybrid stuff

3 Likes

Wait till you see my movie where I combine a shark with a T-Rex!

T-Sharex brilliant!!

Sharkasaurus Rex!!