So, my wife and I read a joke, but weren’t given the answer.
“What noise does a limping turkey make?”
One of us answered “wobble wobble.”
The other answered “hobble hobble.”
A debate ensued.
Without going to the internet, Which do you think is the correct answer?
Feel free to tell your own joke as well.
Wobble wobble for sure!
Wobble wobble. Well it seems right but hobble hobble may be more correct. However, my vote remains for wobble wobble.
“Damn, I shouldn’t have followed that chicken across the road”
You have to say this one out loud for it to make sense.
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Smell mop.”
“Smell mop who?”
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it! 
(Brought to you by the grand daughter!)
your mother
I vote for wobble wobble.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
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A brick