New Variant Ratios on TFAW

and realize the missed all the early access to well below cover price 1:1000 ratio variants

you are cheating on us?

What about the thousands of dead comic fans whoa re submitting pre-orders for incentives to your site, though, huh? How do you explain that? These accounts for dead people are where the CHU shell customers get their incentives. This goes all the way to the top. This is communist comic distribution right here! I say we kidnap Brendon until Michigan changes its election resultsā€¦damnitā€¦ I mean until Michigan gets more variants.

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Soā€¦ Iā€™m confused. Is Ben mad because (1) he canā€™t figure out how to watch TFAW itself (or the TFAW thread here) and keeps losing outā€¦ or, (2) is trying to get people to pay for the information thatā€™s freely available on TFAW itself (or the TFAW thread here) and is pissed that his site has lost its value?

To be fair there could be dead people placing orders if the credit card they entered hasnā€™t expired yet and theyā€™re subscribed to something thatā€™s still going.

Wooo-weee! I show up hours later and BOOM! The guy is a douche, you are all awesome. Please return to our regularly scheduled speccing!

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But memesā€¦ need more memesā€¦ I want to make Ben Sable internet famousā€¦ :wink:

This got me. I got home from trying to find an o-ring for my snow blower and was baffled as to why there were 39 unread posts in the TFAW ratio variants thread.

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Boom! Bombshell admission right here! Brendon himself admitting dead people are ordering these incentive variants. This whole thing stinks I tell ya! Iā€™m going to set up my own private Facebook spec group now, with Back jack and hookers!

I only pay for tfaw with my dead grandparents credit cards you wonā€™t get variants cheaper than me.

Iā€™d do that if my mom hadnā€™t got to those accounts first. Sigh. True story.

Make sure to charge people access so they know itā€™s good.

By ā€œnotā€ conspiring, you must secretly be conspiring, and just telling us you are not? There must be more users of the dead accounts that I had first imaginedā€¦

I am gonna change my business model. Please join the all new CHU forums on Facebook. But first, please pay $3.99 through Patreon monthly, the same as the cost of one new comic each month, to get secret access to all the same shit I was posting here previously. Seriously, I could be making Hyundai money.

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I need at least 10% of that to stay here and not sell my spec to other pay sites

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