Brace for more Miles-mania!
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Just watched it with my youngest and he’s pumped. He just doesn’t get why it has to be s 2 part movie? He wants the whole movie in 1 part lol.
Tell him they have so much awesome they couldn’t fit it into 2 hours!
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Or maybe explain to him how capitalism works and that the movie studios split it up so they can make more money… 
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Or maybe let him be a kid a little while longer and talk about what Santa will bring him.
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I figured you start talking capitalism and he’ll lose interest in 5-10 seconds and run off to be a kid again…
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Or you’ll spark this insatiable compulsion to accumulate wealth above all other pursuits in life. He’ll join the ranks of Zuckerbergs, Musks, and Bezos. He’ll forego any real relationships or connection and simply use people to get wear he needs to—the money.
He’ll only be one of those crackpots if he’s got some twitchy wiring going on in his brain…
He already know Santa is not real. He knows who the real gift givers are lol.
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That’s acceptable too. If the Magic’s gone, you might as well get credit.
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Wait, what is this “Santa not real” stuff?
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Santa is real. Santa is the spirit of giving!
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that is 1st confirmation of spider punk
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Santa is the enemy of capitalism. Free labor making toys to give to people who aren’t even old enough to pay taxes?!
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I feel like we’re close enough here to pump one of my favorite holiday reads: Scroogenomics: Why You Shouldn’t Buy Presents for the Holidays
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must be a big part of the movie to have so much of the toy line focus
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