They tried their best, and they failed miserably.
The lesson here is “never try.”
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Its almost like Disney has no clue how to handle the Star Wars franchise.
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In a massive expansive galactic IP, maybe don’t cram guests into an entirely interior, LED-lit hotel.
I’d stay in the treetop Ewok villages of Kashyyk, or even Hoth.
Hell, the real-life Lars Homestead is a hotel in Tunisia and you can stay for $10 a night:
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I never realized that the Ewoks lived on the Wookiee home planet. Wonder if they are an offshoot species, deformed Wookies or is somewhere a hybrid species between the two on the planet (like a colony of shame for them). My mind is blown now.
Whoops. Endor. Ewoks are native to Endor, not Kashyyk.